or like this
don't even think about saying "oh I'm such a fatty I shouldn't have had that bag of crisps"
If your thighs are smaller than my arms and I see you at the gym I will kick your butt so hard outta there you won't be able to sit down for a week!
Now Im not saying I hate anybody who is skinny at all cause I understand that some people can eat whatever they want and not put on an ounce of weight ( lucky things). Its just skinny girls who go to the gym with their super toned bodies make the rest of us skinny deprived souls feel a little bit poop. You walk in without a care in the world and you run on the treadmill for ages without even breaking out in a sweat! Stay at home and have some cake not just for you but so the rest of us feel a little less inadequate!
One such person who is annoyingly blessed whom I love very much is my sister Michelle. She has been going to the gym all of a week and has lost half a stone, is back down to size 6 jeans and her top half must at least be even smaller than size 4 now which is basically smaller than the US size 0. Im almost tempted to tell the gym to ban her from coming until I've lost a billion stone and don't feel as fat next to her. Oh the joys of being a woman ...
