or like this
don't even think about saying "oh I'm such a fatty I shouldn't have had that bag of crisps"
If your thighs are smaller than my arms and I see you at the gym I will kick your butt so hard outta there you won't be able to sit down for a week!
Now Im not saying I hate anybody who is skinny at all cause I understand that some people can eat whatever they want and not put on an ounce of weight ( lucky things). Its just skinny girls who go to the gym with their super toned bodies make the rest of us skinny deprived souls feel a little bit poop. You walk in without a care in the world and you run on the treadmill for ages without even breaking out in a sweat! Stay at home and have some cake not just for you but so the rest of us feel a little less inadequate!
One such person who is annoyingly blessed whom I love very much is my sister Michelle. She has been going to the gym all of a week and has lost half a stone, is back down to size 6 jeans and her top half must at least be even smaller than size 4 now which is basically smaller than the US size 0. Im almost tempted to tell the gym to ban her from coming until I've lost a billion stone and don't feel as fat next to her. Oh the joys of being a woman ...
This made me laugh. My reason for going to the gym is that there's always room for improvement! Haha
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh! I always felt like that when I went to the gym, being pregnant was a good excuse for me to stop going :)
ReplyDeleteRolling on the floor laughing!I'm like one of those Skinny girls who go to the gym yet i'm like a size 6UK, this is only because I eat like a Stray dog, I go to the gym to maintain the shape, so it doesn't catch up with me in the later life.
ReplyDeletebut I gotta say reading this made me laugh so hard!
when I was a size 14 I used to look at all the skinny girls in the gym and wish I was one of them, so I used to secretly compete with them in my head- If they were running fast I would try run a little faster, eventually I was one of them! never under estimate your place in the universe, you deserve to be there as much as some overweight people do! who knows you could end up inspiring the girl next to you!